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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
www.addic7ed.com
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Hi, Marissa. Hi, KC.
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Oh, hey, River. Nice costume.
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I'm not wearing one.
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These are just clothes.
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Cool. Yeah.
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No, that's what I'm wearing, too.
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So what are you guys doing tomorrow night?
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'Cause we are going to the
best Halloween party ever.
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We are?
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Uh, yeah, we are, 'cause we
like to party hearty, you know.
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It's like that. We likes to pah-ty.
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I didn't mean "potty." I meant party.
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We like to party.
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(Whispers) I hate myself.
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You guys should totally come.
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We're in. Text me.
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You got it.
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Rooty tooty, abso-looty.
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Why?
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Marissa, you never told me
we were going to a party.
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- I didn't tell you?
- No. Where is it?
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It is conveniently located
right in our neighborhood.
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- It's at my house, isn't it?
- Yes. Yes, it is.
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Marissa, how could you have a
party at my house and not tell me.
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You just said rooty tooty abso-looty.
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You're lucky you're even invited.
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Oh, when danger comes for you
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You know I'll stand beside you
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'Cause ain't nobody
keep things hustle cool
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I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire
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Don't tell nobody, tell nobody
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I'm not perfect
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So many things I wanna tell you
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But I, I, I, I keep it undercover
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Livin' my life, no way to learn
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Doin' my thing, gonna make it work
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Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless
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But I always got your back
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Nobody can do it like I can
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I gotta find out who I am
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Ain't got to worry about me
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It's all part of the plan
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I keep it undercover.
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I keep it undercover.
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Morning, Agent Cooper.
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Hey, Agent Johnson. You working undercover?
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From the Wild West?
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No, it's Halloween.
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I'm a Village Person.
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Lighten up, Craig.
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Agents, the other side
is working on a serum
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containing wolf DNA that they'll use
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to create genetically
modified super soldiers.
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Who's ever heard of such a thing?
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I have. It makes them part wolf.
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They're stronger, faster, and they
sniff your butt to say hello.
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I don't know why that last thing's a thing.
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No one does.
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Anyway, we need to get that serum.
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There's a hand-off of the prototype
at Central Park tonight.
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We've detained the agents that
were going to receive the sample.
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I need two agents to take their place.
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Well, Kira and I were going to a costume
party tonight, but when duty calls.
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Oh, it's calling,
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- but it's calling for Ernie and Judy.
- What?
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The mission profile will
be sent to your devices.
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Happy Halloween. Yee-haw!!
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I can't believe I'm going to New York.
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You shouldn't, 'cause you're not.
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Why?
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Why can't I go?
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'Cause you're not ready.
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You're inexperienced and too immature.
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I am not too immature.
I'm not too immature.
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Hey, Dad, if you need me, I'll be upstairs.
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By the way, I'm having
a little party tonight.
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Just friends from school,
no biggie, super cash.
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KC, freeze.
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Get your butt back down here.
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Is there a problem, Daddy?
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No, there's no problem, pumpkin.
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- There's also no party.
- Oh, who's having a party?
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- I am.
- Oh, good for you. Who's coming?
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Whoa, nobody's coming, 'cause
she's not having a party.
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Just some friends from school, okay,
and maybe a cute guy that I like.
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Oh, correction.
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Not only are you not having a party,
you're not leaving the house... ever.
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Why not?
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Your mother and I are going out tonight.
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You're not responsible enough
to have a party while we're out.
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But I'm responsible enough
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to recover the crown jewels
of Barcelona last weekend.
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She makes a good point.
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Whose side are you on?
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Dad, I need a normal life, okay?
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If you let me have this party tonight,
I promise I will beat the snot
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out of some bad guys tomorrow.
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You can have a party, when you're
married and have your own teenagers,
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who I guarantee you won't let have parties.
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Have you ever heard of any
guy coming to the house for KC?
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Between her and Ernie, the only
wedding we'll get to throw
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is when Judy marries the toaster.
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The way things are going, I'm
never gonna have grandkids.
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At best, I am going to have toast.
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Bottom line is, KC is a
totally responsible teenager.
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There's no such thing.
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Craig, I am going as Cleopatra tonight.
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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Either you can go as Mark
Antony, or man in dog house.
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Party's over by 9:00.
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- 11:00.
- 10:00
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- 11:00.
- 9:30.
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Okay, 10:00 it is.
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So KC can grow up, but not Ernie?
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You realize, with this trajectory,
I'll be living under your roof
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for the rest of my life.
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Don't just stand there, boy.
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Let's get ready for
your mission to New York.
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What does the mission report
say our contact is wearing?
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Let me check.
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"Hee-hee" will be
wearing an Elvis costume.
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"Yoo-hoo" should beat it.
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Sorry. Gotta act professional.
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Ooh, is that candy corn?
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Hey, that's my candy corn.
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Then what's it doing in my hand?
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Yeah, you want candy,
next time, moonwalk faster.
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Oh, you wanna be startin' something?
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Come on.
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I don't know who you are, but
you got a big, sassy mouth.
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I like that.
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Right back atcha.
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If this sass fest is over,
I'm taking my candy corn.
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Jessie said I should eat more vegetables.
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Candy corn is not actually a vegetable.
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I'm pretty sure it is.
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Judy, I just saw Elvis go
into that haunted house.
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Let's do this.
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It'll be easy
as A-B-C, 1-2-3.
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Sure, it's funny when you
do the Michael Jackson jokes.
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Yeah. When you do it, it's just... bad.
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What are you doing? People
are gonna be here soon.
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Why are you doing your homework?
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I was just doing a little math.
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Actually trying to
calculate the probability
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of me making a fool out of
myself in front of River.
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Turns out, ahem, 112%.
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Yeah, I'm not going to the party.
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Um, you're kind of already at the
party, because it's your party.
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Marissa, River is coming
over, and I'm a nervous wreck.
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I do not get it, KC.
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How is it that someone
who can scale Mt. Rushmore
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to retrieve papers out of Lincoln's nose
can't go downstairs in her own house
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and just talk to a guy?
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Okay, first of all, the papers
were in Roosevelt's ear.
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And secondly, when I am doing my spy
work, I'm in disguise, okay. I'm not me.
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I'm fearless. I'm invincible.
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I'm like Jennifer Lawrence
in The Hunger Games.
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But when I'm just me, I'm
more like Jennifer Lawrence
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falling face first at the Oscars.
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Oh, darn, if only Halloween was an
occasion where you put on a costume
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and pretend to be someone else.
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Oh, wait, it is.
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The code word is... hula dancer.
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Okay. That is the code word.
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But I'm seriously supposed to
hand over this serum to kids?
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Oh, we're not kids.
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We're disguised as kids.
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I'm actually 53, and my youngest
is about to have a baby.
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And if you don't mind, I'd like to be
there when I become a grandmother.
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So hand over the serum, junior.
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Yeah. What Grandma said.
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Looking good, y'all.
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Trina, I'm lovin' the outfit. Meow.
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Bullfighter? Ol?, Jos?.
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Hey, KC.
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River.
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Wow, you look great.
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Oh, thank you, thank you. This old thing.
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You look smokin' hot.
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Don't go settin' off the fire alarm.
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What are you supposed to be?
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- I'm a spy.
- Oh, nice.
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But to be honest, I don't think
that's a very spy-like costume.
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Yeah, trust me. It is.
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Aren't spies supposed to go undetected?
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Like, who could miss you in that?
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Actually, a band of art smugglers,
North Koreans, and one time...
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I have a very elaborate
back story for my costume.
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Oh, is that a spy bracelet?
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No!
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No. Not at all.
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What, this? This thing is...
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It's a cute-ometer.
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Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
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KC, you should wear this
costume all of the time.
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You are so fun and confident.
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What can I say, Marissa?
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Pleather brings out the best in me.
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Ernie, you better be careful.
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If any of that wolf
serum spills on you...
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Dad, what are you doing here?
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I thought it was just me
and Judy on this mission.
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Relax. I got this.
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- (Glass shatters)
- Hey! Watch where you're going.
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You again?
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Look, if you want my digits,
all you have to do is ask.
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Dude, I have zero percent
interest in your digits.
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Ooh, looks like your moves
have been declined.
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Oh, I get it.
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Playin' hard to...
(Howls like wolf)
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Is that some kind of weird Michael
Jackson Thriller werewolf thing?
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No. You just bring out
the animal in me... baby.
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Yeah, well, put it back... baby.
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(Howling)
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You always say boys can be dogs.
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You weren't kidding.
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Ernie, please tell me
those vials didn't break.
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Of course they didn't break.
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I just have a sweaty belly button?
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Wow, I'm really starting to
see another side of you, KC.
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You're thinking about school KC.
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I have many sides. I'm like an octagon.
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An octagon is an eight-sided polygon.
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School KC creepin' back in.
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(Both laughing)
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Would you like to see a
movie with me next weekend?
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No!
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- Grab a bite to eat?
- No!
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- Should I just leave?
- No.
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Look, I'm really not that good with girls,
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and I have to say, you are
confusing the heck out of me.
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I'm sorry.
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Could you hold on a sec?
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Sure. Why not?
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What happened to cool, confident KC?
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(Hysterical gibberish)
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Whoa. Is the pleather cutting
off circulation to your head?
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Did you have some of that guacamole,
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'cause I did not know you were
supposed to refrigerate it.
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No, I lost my spy bracelet.
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I had it when I came down the stairs,
but now I don't know where it is.
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I'm sure they'll just give you another one.
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Marissa, that bracelet cost
hundreds of thousands of dollars.
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If my dad finds out, he's gonna
say that I'm irresponsible.
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Well, frankly, if you lost an
expensive bracelet like that,
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he kinda has a point.
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Says the girl who forgot to
refrigerate the guacamole.
250
00:13:02,985 --> 00:13:04,585
Marissa, you don't get it.
251
00:13:04,587 --> 00:13:07,655
If someone gets a hold of that
bracelet and presses the wrong button,
252
00:13:07,657 --> 00:13:09,123
they could blow up this
entire neighborhood.
253
00:13:09,125 --> 00:13:11,659
Wait. I live in this neighborhood.
254
00:13:22,304 --> 00:13:25,006
All right, so this is
security footage from my house.
255
00:13:25,008 --> 00:13:28,550
I know I was wearing my spy
bracelet when the party started.
256
00:13:28,581 --> 00:13:29,340
KC?
257
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,015
Hi, KC. What are you doing up here?
258
00:13:34,017 --> 00:13:36,350
Hey, River. I really
wanna hang out with you...
259
00:13:36,352 --> 00:13:41,055
Which is why you stopped talking to
me and went upstairs to play pinball?
260
00:13:41,057 --> 00:13:42,557
No, no, no.
261
00:13:42,559 --> 00:13:45,326
No, I was, um... I was
comforting Marissa.
262
00:13:45,328 --> 00:13:49,664
You see, um, the guy she
likes, allergic to bees.
263
00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:54,435
So how about you go back downstairs,
don't talk to any other girls,
264
00:13:54,437 --> 00:13:57,572
enjoy the chips, not the guacamole,
and I will see you in a second.
265
00:14:01,143 --> 00:14:05,246
All right, so that's me coming down the
stairs, and there is my spy bracelet.
266
00:14:05,248 --> 00:14:07,181
Oh, and there I am.
267
00:14:07,183 --> 00:14:09,250
I look so cute in my bumblebee costume.
268
00:14:09,252 --> 00:14:11,586
Ain't nobody allergic to this.
269
00:14:15,023 --> 00:14:19,227
All right, there's me handing
out candy to trick-or-treaters.
270
00:14:22,664 --> 00:14:24,398
Wait a minute. The bracelet's gone.
271
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:27,268
Go back to when you were
handing out candy to Petey.
272
00:14:35,310 --> 00:14:38,412
Well, now we know what
happened to my bracelet.
273
00:14:38,414 --> 00:14:41,582
Oh, no. You think Petey ate it?
274
00:14:47,723 --> 00:14:49,457
Hey, bro, how did New York go?
275
00:14:49,459 --> 00:14:51,359
Uh, everything went great.
276
00:14:51,361 --> 00:14:53,728
Really great. Totally
great. How was your party?
277
00:14:53,730 --> 00:14:55,630
Fantastic. Best yet. Having tons of fun.
278
00:14:59,101 --> 00:15:01,202
Ernie, are you sure you're okay?
279
00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:03,170
Yeah, I'm fine.
280
00:15:03,172 --> 00:15:05,406
I just have this itch on my
back I can't seem to reach.
281
00:15:05,408 --> 00:15:07,208
Could you get it for me?
282
00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:14,148
This is bad.
283
00:15:14,150 --> 00:15:16,083
That wolf DNA has clearly
gotten into your system.
284
00:15:16,085 --> 00:15:18,119
You have to tell Agent Craig.
285
00:15:18,121 --> 00:15:22,089
And have him tell me I'm too
immature to handle things on my own?
286
00:15:22,091 --> 00:15:24,125
- I'm fine.
- (Doorbell rings)
287
00:15:24,127 --> 00:15:26,227
Someone's at the door!
Someone's at the door!
288
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:28,429
Someone's at the door!
289
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:34,101
All right.
290
00:15:34,103 --> 00:15:35,836
I may need some help.
291
00:15:38,106 --> 00:15:39,774
Petey!
292
00:15:39,776 --> 00:15:41,776
Petey!!
293
00:15:41,778 --> 00:15:43,377
We're out of candy.
294
00:15:43,379 --> 00:15:45,746
Go away, kid.
295
00:15:45,748 --> 00:15:47,281
It's KC.
296
00:15:47,283 --> 00:15:50,318
In that case, definitely go away.
297
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,253
I need to talk to you.
298
00:15:53,789 --> 00:15:55,222
All right, where's your candy?
299
00:15:55,224 --> 00:15:56,557
It's hidden somewhere.
300
00:15:56,559 --> 00:15:58,359
No one will ever find it.
301
00:15:58,361 --> 00:16:01,262
If I play it right, that stash
will last me through Easter.
302
00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:03,331
Yeah, well, I got news for you, Petey.
303
00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:07,268
You don't tell me where your candy is,
you ain't gonna last through Easter.
304
00:16:20,282 --> 00:16:23,384
Did you want a bite, bro?
305
00:16:23,386 --> 00:16:25,653
We don't give him people food.
306
00:16:25,655 --> 00:16:27,722
Come on, boy.
307
00:16:34,629 --> 00:16:38,332
Marissa, I don't know what happened
to KC, but she's clearly not into me.
308
00:16:38,334 --> 00:16:39,500
I'm gonna bail.
309
00:16:39,502 --> 00:16:41,335
No, no, no. You have to stay.
310
00:16:41,337 --> 00:16:44,872
She just ran out to get
some more potato chips.
311
00:16:46,341 --> 00:16:50,778
Oh, look, she's back
with potato chips, right?
312
00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:52,513
Uh, yeah, yeah.
313
00:16:52,515 --> 00:16:54,548
No, they're just spicy chips.
314
00:16:54,550 --> 00:16:56,617
Got a lot of kick to 'em.
315
00:16:59,321 --> 00:17:01,255
I'll be right back.
316
00:17:07,863 --> 00:17:11,432
Okay, for the last time, Petey,
I do not want your candy, okay?
317
00:17:11,434 --> 00:17:13,834
I just wanna know where your candy is.
318
00:17:13,836 --> 00:17:16,370
That's what Ma says every year.
319
00:17:16,372 --> 00:17:21,442
Then it mysteriously disappears, and
she complains her jeans don't fit.
320
00:17:21,444 --> 00:17:23,711
I'll never give up my hiding place.
321
00:17:23,713 --> 00:17:25,679
Fair enough.
322
00:17:25,681 --> 00:17:28,382
I guess I have to put a
little more bait on the hook.
323
00:17:33,355 --> 00:17:35,589
- Is that a...
- Worm?
324
00:17:35,591 --> 00:17:37,291
Why, yes, it is.
325
00:17:37,293 --> 00:17:39,427
And not of the gummy variety.
326
00:17:39,429 --> 00:17:41,729
But I hate worms.
327
00:17:41,731 --> 00:17:43,330
Oh, really?
328
00:17:43,332 --> 00:17:44,999
I had no idea.
329
00:17:46,268 --> 00:17:50,237
Unfortunately for you, he
brought a little friend.
330
00:17:50,239 --> 00:17:52,706
(Terrified shriek)
331
00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:55,443
Where's the candy, Petey?
Where's the candy, Petey?!
332
00:17:55,445 --> 00:17:56,944
(Shrieking continues)
333
00:17:56,946 --> 00:17:59,246
KC, you better get down here quick.
334
00:17:59,248 --> 00:18:00,915
Ernie is acting strangely.
335
00:18:00,917 --> 00:18:02,450
He is barking and scratching his ears,
336
00:18:02,452 --> 00:18:04,318
and I think he may have
just peed on the rug.
337
00:18:06,655 --> 00:18:10,324
Don't go anywhere, okay? This is not over.
338
00:18:10,326 --> 00:18:12,760
I thought you said they weren't gummy.
339
00:18:12,762 --> 00:18:14,595
Oh, they aren't.
340
00:18:14,597 --> 00:18:17,298
But they are a bit chewy.
341
00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:20,501
Mom!!
342
00:18:20,503 --> 00:18:23,504
(Loud chewing)
343
00:18:23,506 --> 00:18:25,005
Ernie, slow down.
344
00:18:25,007 --> 00:18:26,640
Have something to drink.
345
00:18:26,642 --> 00:18:28,876
You're right.
346
00:18:38,954 --> 00:18:40,621
Let me guess.
347
00:18:40,623 --> 00:18:43,357
New York didn't go as
well as you thought it did.
348
00:18:43,359 --> 00:18:45,559
He spilled the wolf serum on himself.
349
00:18:45,561 --> 00:18:47,428
Bro, I gotta tell Dad.
350
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,630
If you do, I'll let him know
you're torturing Petey upstairs
351
00:18:49,632 --> 00:18:51,465
because you lost your bracelet.
352
00:18:51,467 --> 00:18:52,600
Wait, how do you know that?
353
00:18:52,602 --> 00:18:55,736
Good nose. Even better ears.
354
00:18:55,738 --> 00:18:57,771
Okay, fine. I don't tell, you don't tell.
355
00:18:57,773 --> 00:19:01,308
But if you start chewing on Dad's
shoes, he's gonna figure it out.
356
00:19:03,311 --> 00:19:05,913
For the last time, where
is the candy, Petey?
357
00:19:05,915 --> 00:19:07,348
I'll never tell.
358
00:19:07,350 --> 00:19:09,884
Then you leave me no choice.
359
00:19:17,659 --> 00:19:20,961
"Desdemona and Heathcliff
gazed into each other's eyes.
360
00:19:20,963 --> 00:19:24,465
He pulled her closer, lips
quivering in anticipation."
361
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:27,368
Please stop with the lovey-dovey stuff.
362
00:19:27,370 --> 00:19:30,471
It's making my ears dry.
363
00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:34,375
Well, tell me where the candy is, or
Heathcliff is gonna run his fingers
364
00:19:34,377 --> 00:19:36,744
through Desdemona's flaxen locks.
365
00:19:36,746 --> 00:19:38,479
Okay, okay.
366
00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:40,347
It's in your backyard in the barbecue.
367
00:19:40,349 --> 00:19:42,883
Why would you hide the
candy in my barbecue?
368
00:19:42,885 --> 00:19:45,386
Because we don't have one.
369
00:19:45,388 --> 00:19:49,356
And I like my peanut butter cups
with a slight taste of mesquite.
370
00:19:50,725 --> 00:19:53,360
You're a weird kid.
371
00:19:53,362 --> 00:19:57,131
Yeah, well, you're the one who tied
me up in a sack to find my candy.
372
00:19:57,133 --> 00:19:59,366
Listen, no one can know about that.
373
00:19:59,368 --> 00:20:01,135
If you tell anybody, I swear, you will be
374
00:20:01,137 --> 00:20:02,636
napping with those worms,
do you understand me, Petey?
375
00:20:02,638 --> 00:20:05,439
KC?
376
00:20:05,441 --> 00:20:07,474
Hey, River.
377
00:20:08,510 --> 00:20:11,545
Um, this is Petey, our
neighbor, and we were just...
378
00:20:11,547 --> 00:20:14,148
You are not the person I thought you were.
379
00:20:14,150 --> 00:20:16,684
You're mean and horrible.
380
00:20:16,686 --> 00:20:17,885
Dang.
381
00:20:17,887 --> 00:20:19,486
No. No, no, no, no, no.
382
00:20:19,488 --> 00:20:21,055
I just wanted his candy,
but he wouldn't tell me
383
00:20:21,057 --> 00:20:23,123
where it was, so I had to tie him up,
384
00:20:23,125 --> 00:20:25,626
put him in a sack and...
okay, I'll see you at school.
385
00:20:28,830 --> 00:20:31,498
(Chattering)
386
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:34,568
Wow! The house is
cleaner than when we left.
387
00:20:34,570 --> 00:20:36,537
What did you guys expect?
388
00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:39,573
I told you, I'm responsible.
389
00:20:40,709 --> 00:20:43,577
And my mission went according to plan.
390
00:20:43,579 --> 00:20:44,878
The vials are safe and sound.
391
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:46,647
You sure about that, Ernie?
392
00:20:46,649 --> 00:20:48,616
Yeah. Why?
393
00:21:00,895 --> 00:21:03,597
Something wrong, Ernie?
394
00:21:03,599 --> 00:21:05,499
No.
395
00:21:07,502 --> 00:21:11,105
Are you sure nothing's
bothering you, honey?
396
00:21:11,107 --> 00:21:13,140
You wanna go fetch that?
397
00:21:13,142 --> 00:21:15,442
Fetch!
398
00:21:18,546 --> 00:21:20,047
Good boy.
399
00:21:20,049 --> 00:21:23,584
You guys saw the security
footage, didn't you?
400
00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:26,920
Yes. You're both getting a
lecture on responsibility.
401
00:21:26,922 --> 00:21:30,224
That's right, but first, we
gotta take Ernie to get fixed.
402
00:21:30,226 --> 00:21:31,759
Excuse me?!
403
00:21:31,761 --> 00:21:35,129
She meant take you to the
Organization to get you the antidote.
404
00:21:35,131 --> 00:21:38,232
- Come on, let's get in the car.
- Ooh, the car!
405
00:21:38,234 --> 00:21:40,968
Go for a ride! Go for a ride!
406
00:21:40,970 --> 00:21:42,870
Come on, come on, let's go!
407
00:21:44,873 --> 00:21:46,573
Rob, your name's on TV.
408
00:21:46,623 --> 00:21:51,173
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